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Dog: WAT DOING |
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Me:
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Nothing. I just stood up. |
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Dog:
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WHERE GO |
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Me:
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I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room. |
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Dog:
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CAN I COME |
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Me:
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I mean sure but I'm literally just- |
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Dog:
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I COME TOO |
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Dog:
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WAT DOING |
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Me:
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I need to open this door. |
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Dog:
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I HALP |
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Me:
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No but you're in front of the door. Move please. |
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Dog:
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I HALP |
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Me:
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Sigh. |
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Dog:
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WHERE GOING |
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Me:
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I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago. |
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Dog:
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CAN I COME |
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Me:
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Sure. |
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Dog:
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I SIT IN LAP |
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Me:
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No please don't you are- |
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Dog:
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I SIT IN LAP |
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Me:
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No there's no room and- |
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Dog:
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LAP |
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Me:
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No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you. |
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Dog:
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RIGHT HERE |
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Me:
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That's literally on top of my leg. |
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Dog:
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IT'S PERFECT PET ME |
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Me:
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I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass- |
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Dog:
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PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME |
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Me:
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I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink- |
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Dog:
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PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME |
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Me:
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I AM |
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Dog:
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I SIT IN LAP |
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Dog:
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PET ME PET ME PET ME |
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Dog:
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HOLD SLOBBER TOY |
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Dog:
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SNEEZE IN UR FACE |
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Me:
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